Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

Let's sip to good health and good company


When you come across a feel-good thing.

Everything is better with a good hug

I'm in this with you.


Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing


Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

  1. It's strange to see someone eating poverty dogs without a paper plate.

  2. You are what you watch. If you watch lots of movies about superheroes, you can get cool superpowers. That's why I watch the movie Ghost Rider every night before I go to bed. It works. I can feel myself slowly turning into a skeleton.

  3. The Soft Rock Hotel is across the street. It's in the shape of a keytar.

  4. Peas. I don't know when things changed, but I love peas now.

  5. All you had to do was follow Lennon's advice and give peas a chance.

  6. You should paint the nail yellow and claim that it's Pac-Man.

  7. Stray Kitten Eating a Decapitated Frog on my Grandma's Porch is my favorite Tom Waits song.

  8. I'm not too fond of Mitochondrial Eve. Her descendants are terrible people, and it stands to reason that they inherited those traits from mom.

  9. The answer is very simple. I'm already a lunatic. By playing Mariah Carey's Christmas album on repeat for a month solid, I can push other people over the edge and they'll become lunatics too. Then I'll have company and new friends.

  10. I think I see what you're going for. But you need at least 12 more pictures of you in the hat. Start with a faraway shot of you in the distance, barely visible on the horizon. Each successive picture should feature the same deadeye, blank expression and the same pose, but slightly closer to the camera. The second-to last photo should be just your eyes and the hat. Try to do your best Rasputin impression. The final photo should be only the hat. Change your name to Hatman.

  11. Alternate idea: The final photo should be your hat on the horse.

  12. There's something oddly appealing about the combination of poverty dogs and an impenetrable wall of text.

  13. This reminds me of the classic brewmaster proverb, "Fewer brewers, less mess!"

  14. Well obviously these boots were made for Australians.

  15. Damn, Iceland sure has moved south. I blame global warming.

  16. Kanye is out here wearing shoddy clothes, ranting incoherently, and begging strangers for a job. He's the perfect candidate for the hobo vote.

  17. The grape was billed $350,000 for the medical procedure.

  18. That's why I prefer pepsi. It's been shoved into fewer assholes than coke.

  19. It's genius. We put meat inside your meat, so you can eat more meat per unit of meat.

  20. Use reverse psychology. Tell the turkey that it's not allowed in the oil. The oil is only for the best turkeys.

  21. Is it legal to use these to make deviled eggs?

  22. For added context, Charlie Cox, Andrew Garfield, Robert Pattinson, Eddie Redmayne, and Jamie Dornan were once roommates in the same LA apartment.

  23. Daredevil, Spider-Man, Batman, Newt Scamander and the guy from 50 Shades? Spicy stuff must have happened.

  24. According to detailed reports by internet fanfic writers, the apartment held nonstop tickle fights 24/7.

  25. Ken Burns: "This documentary was filmed in front of a live studio audience."

  26. One of the many advantages of wearing denim overalls: If you discover an unsupervised candy dish full of lemon treasures, you can dump the entire score into your belly pocket in the blink of an eye.

  27. In my experience, you should never tell your girlfriend what you were doing on the night of August 19th, 1993 in the Ochoco National Forest.

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